No, I’m not an alcoholic; Mom and Dad don’t get me drunk.
Liquor is today’s word for licorice. In particular Twizzlers. My
special treat for good behavior.
So if I ask for liquor don’t give me any. You are always welcome,
despite what mom and dad say, to feed me licorice….
Kiddo, make sure you specify licorice=Twizzlers and ONLY Twizzlers…the original red ones. You do not care for black licorice just yet… you will someday… only because you are my son! 🙂