I’m being very literal today. We were at the Dunedin rec center playground and playing train. Daddy said he didn’t have a ticket. Mommy said “kick him off the train.”. I did. Literally. So I got a lesson in figures of speech and expressions.
Then daddy was drinking some water and spilled it on himself. Mommy said “daddy has a hole in his chin.”. I stared and stared and twisted all around to find the hole in daddy’s chin.
Mom and dad couldn’t stop laughing. Oh well. Eventually I’ll catch onto some of these things