Well, I gave Mommy a double heart attack today. She put me down for my nap like normal and needed to do some chores. Daddy was out getting his haircut. Well, Mommy decided to mow the lawn like she normally does on Thursday. I opted for executing escape plan #86. Sneak out of my room, out through the door to the garage and then through the side door to the backyard. I was apprehended as Mommy was coming through the gate. Mommy nearly fainted. I NEVER even get out of my bed until Mommy or Daddy come to get me. I self entertain very well and Mommy had no reason to put the escape proof handle on the door to my room. Well she does now! Mommy sat me on a chair in the backyard and let me watch her mow the last bit of the backyard. Then I ran around the yard for a few minutes and Mommy tucked me back into bed. Mommy went to shower and I executed escape plan #118, greet Mommy in the shower! Mommy just looked at me and said “UGH!”
Mommy got cleaned up and tucked me in AGAIN. By this point I just opted to NOT take my nap, again! I insisted that I would sleep if I had ALL the stuffed animals I could see up in my tree-house with me. It didn’t help me sleep, it just wound me up more! Well, I am cranky as all get-out and not considering a nap. So Mommy just threw up her arms and said “On with the day!”
We have played a lot of games and soon will go to Global Kids at Gymboree… where we will probably leave early because I will be a cranky pill. I think I should have taken that silly nap! In hindsight it wasn’t worth the struggle! Mommy is beat and needs a nap so she probably won’ be as FUN as she normally is. Oh well. Tomorrow we can start all over! 🙂 Right???
BTW: Mommy is putting the handle thing on my door tonight. I am sure Daddy will be very impressed with my new skills. I know I am! I don’t think Mommy is though! She said I could have gotten really hurt in the garage. Daddy will address that tonight when he gets home from shopping.
Daddy bought an iPhone yesterday once the price dropped. I got a new build-a-bear (like i needed another stuffed animal!) and a haircut. Mommy will post pictures of the haircut later… we found a new place at the mall in Tampa that allows you to sit in airplanes or cars and watch cartoons while they cut your hair! I also got a lollipop and a balloon! 🙂 It was really fun… and only $14!!! Not much cut off, just a neaten up and trim! 🙂
You are so in trouble young man!
You need to learn to listen to mommy and daddy a bit better. If you don’t we’ll have to resort to a taser!!!!!!!!
We love you but no more escape plans please!!!!!!
No taser needed. We will just take away the stuffed animals and books, one by one!